“What’s afoot this fine Friday?”
“ObamaCare birthday cake, maybe?”
“Is it made of sadness and more expensive than other cakes?”
“Yes, and not as good as it’s promised to be.”
“Also, not everyone actually gets to have some.”
“And it’s gluten-free. It’s for your own good.”
“There’s only one flavor and if you don’t like it they say you hate women.”
Future Hipsters (by SocialMediaWeek)
This is pretty hilarious.
Yesterday at 3 o’clock:
Mr. Wilson: “Do you want to watch the Super Bowl? I think it’s on right now.”
Me: “I think it’s later. And also no.”
Mr. Wilson: “Good.”
(Source: thedailyfeed)
“At first, the sweet tanginess hits you like a culinary ‘MACK’ truck, while the subtle fruitiness makes itself apparent towards the end. Overall, it’s simply too one-note and derivative. I cannot recommend lime. ★★☆☆☆” - Dog, Bon Appetit Magazine
David Rovics - I’m A Better Anarchist Than You (by mutulus)
